The Haermorrhoids are a punk rock band from Los Angeles, California. Formed in 2019, the band consists of vocalist and guitarist Jake Caswell, bassist and vocalist Matt Caswell, and drummer Chris Ulsh. The Haermorrhoids have released two EPs, "At The Earth's Core" and "Hold Me Tight," and a full-length album, "Apparatus of the Ultimate Power." Their music is characterized by its fast tempos, catchy melodies, and humorous lyrics. The Haermorrhoids have toured extensively throughout the United States and have shared the stage with bands such as The Offspring, Pennywise, and NOFX.