Professional chaos coordinator with a comedy-metal soul. By day, I'm navigating life's absurdities with a soundtrack that swings between satirical punch lines and thunderous guitar riffs. Embracing the weird, collecting unexpected stories, and believing that laughter is the ultimate rebellion - whether through a Weird Al parody or a shredding metal solo. Living proof that you can headbang and crack jokes simultaneously, and probably own more band t-shirts than actual adult clothing.
My world is a delightful blend of punk rock irreverence and comedic timing, where musical boundaries are less a rulebook and more a suggestions menu. From Frank Zappa's experimental genius to Steel Panther's intentional ridiculousness, I navigate life like an epic playlist - unpredictable, loud, and always ready to turn the unexpected into an adventure. Probably plotting my next epic prank or air guitar performance at any given moment.