Cold Slither

Cold Slither is a heavy metal band brought to life in 2025 as a real-world incarnation of the fictional band from the iconic 1985 G.I. Joe cartoon episode titled "Cold Slither." Originally part of a Cobra Commander brainwashing plot in the show, the band was created by Hasbro in collaboration with Reigning Phoenix Music to celebrate the episode's 40th anniversary. The lineup features notable metal musicians such as Gus Rios (Zartan) on vocals and guitar, Matt Harvey (Ripper) on guitar, Ross Sewage (Torch) on bass, and Andy Selway (Buzzer) on drums, many coming from prominent extreme and death metal acts like Gruesome and Exhumed. Their music channels an ‘80s and ‘90s arena and alternative rock vibe, blending high-energy heavy metal with a nostalgic nod to their cartoon origins.

The band’s story is rooted in both pop culture and metal music, with their lore reflecting the rebellious, anti-establishment themes of G.I. Joe’s villainous Dreadnoks. Though their debut and live appearances have attracted attention for the unique concept, the music primarily serves as an affectionate homage to the original cartoon and the era's metal rather than breaking new ground. Fans of classic heavy metal and ’80s nostalgia are likely to appreciate Cold Slither’s blend of high-octane riffs and theatrical flair, making them a fascinating crossover between animated legend and metal reality.

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