White Ninja

**White Ninja** emerges from the absurdist universe of *Homestar Runner*, the beloved early-2000s web cartoon created by brothers Matt and Mike Chapman. Known for their tongue-in-cheek humor and genre-blurring antics, this fictional "band" exists as a recurring gag, parodying everything from martial arts movie tropes to overwrought rockstar personas. Tracks like "Dojo" and "Sounds Like Cocoon Fever" lean into their schtick as mysterious, karate-chopping musicians with a penchant for nonsensical lyrics and synth-driven chaos. While not a real act, White Ninja’s legacy lives on through Homestar Runner’s cult following, where their "releases" serve as comedic interludes in a world populated by sentient cheat codes and sentient holiday decorations.